Monthly Archives for September 2007

Facebook Causes Hallucinations

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It appears that Facebook can cause hallucinations in normal people. If you don’t believe me, this image is from The Cavalier Daily, an obviously respectable publication:

outta my facebookJust look at what too many hours of Facebooking can do to an average person.

This normal American woman was only on Facebook for ten minutes before she started hallucinating. For chrissakes, there’s a human hand coming out of her monitor!!! And all of the keys have vanished from her keyboard!

Also, it appears that her bra is being pulled away from her left breast.

You see, this is what happens to people who use Facebook! People, do yourselves a favor, and turn off your computer…after you’ve finished reading this blog of course!

Keep Your Parents Outta Your Facebook

My parents haven’t quite caught up to Facebook yet, and have barely made it past MSN, but more and more parents are spying on their children.

From Technology Online:

Parents who are desperate to find out what their children are up to in their spare time are joining networking websites aimed at teenagers.

Almost half of parents snoop around the sites that their children visit to check up on them, according to research. Parentline Plus, a helpline, says that calls from parents trying to keep tabs on their children’s internet activities are “regular and increasing”.

More about nosy Facebooking parents here…

Facing The Music With Facebook

No one can deny the impact that Facebook is having on the world. Millions of people have Facebook profiles, connecting friends and opening up their personal lives to the world. But this revolutionary social network can come with a price. When you reveal yourself in Facebook, you’re leaving privacy behind.